The Life of the King of the Queens

What is the average Azealia Banks’ fans like?

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death-by-lulz:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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thominoz:

Marriage proposal at the White House

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• me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
• me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
• me during an exam: alright focus
• me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
• me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
• me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
• me during an exam: lol fuck this
• me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
• me during an exam: oh exam right
• me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
• me during an exam: i am better than all of you
• me during an exam: peasants
• me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
• me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
• me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
• me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
• me during an exam: was i doing something
• me during an exam: right test okay
• me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
• me during an exam: did we learn this
• me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
• me during an exam: is that really necessary
• me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
• me during an exam: i will kill all of you

the-georgian:

thefoodogatemyhomework:

OCULUS WINDOW. BITCHES NEED MORE OCULI!

thehandbookauthority:

from Andrew Skurman

Sure I’ll live here! When do I move in?

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atouchofdestiny:

#This part breaks my heart #Because Sam loved her so much that he thought of her when he thought he was going to die #If someone ever loved me that much I might actually cry

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edgeofacataclysm:

“Where’d you get that from, the bartenders bible?” 

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